Teachers and schools.
My oh my, do they love to brag.
About that "Ahah" Moment.
You know that moment.
When a student suddenly sits bolt upright in his chair and says, "Oh my goodness. (Or, rather, since it is Y2K plus, OMG!) That's so cool!"
Teachers live for The Moment.
They speak about it like it's something almost sacred.
holy.
holy of holies.
righteous justification for all the teacher's hard work.
But here's the catch -
Students are not dumb.
Even the ones who are tagged that way.
They know what their teachers are looking for.
Particularly in terms of rewarded behavior.
Do kids, who long to belong, who at the same time entertain the diametrically opposite yearning to shine, and be in the spotlight all by themselves, lack awareness regarding adults, teachers, etc., the Guardians of those Pearly Gates of Acceptance?
No.
They know their keepers extremely well.
They are more apt to say what adults want to hear from them.
Adults are themselves needy, young teachers in particular.
We are human, after all.
We like to know we're doing our job right.
To hear students say "Ahah" is the pedagogical equivalent of the Holy Grail.
You can hear teachers all over the world, particularly the new ones, hugging themselves in celebration, whispering congratulations to themselves.
We have arrived.
Our students have had an "Ahah" Moment.
Here's the hard part.
When you've taught long enough, you realize that there are "Ahah" moments and "ahah" Moments.
False "ahahs" happen all the time.
Teachers can be very much like Pavlov's Dog when it comes to The Moment.
When they hear those two long awaited syllables, even the experienced ones, they feel like they've been touched by the Gods of Pedagogy.
Their prayers have been answered.
Their vocational choice rewarded.
Not so fast, people.
Does this mean, then, that the Ahah moment doesn't exist?
No.
It exists.
But it's more likely to happen a little bit at a time, not suddenly burst into being like some Big Bang.
And when the ahah moment does occur, it can be very humbling for the student.
In fact, the most effective moments of "ahah" are not "ahah" moments.
They are Moments of "Duh".
A "Duh" moment - when the student finally sees what has been in front of him the whole time.
It is a truly self-realized and self-actualized moment in time.
It is brought about not by the teacher, but by the student himself.
The teacher supplies the environment, yes.
But the student brings the tools to exploit that environment with him.
Here's an example of a "duh" moment.
A few years ago, I gave my 7th graders a quiz.
I decided I would not erase the board.
On the board were the answers to the very quiz those kids were taking.
The students took no notice of what was on the board.
They were intent upon the quiz itself.
They did not look around, up, to the sides, anywhere.
Finally, they handed in their quizzes.
I said to them, "Okay, folks, now look at the board."
They did so.
Realization creeped up on them.
Tapped them on the shoulder.
Shook them roughly.
At last, it happened.
Dawn.
They were floored when they realized that what they were looking at were the answers to the quiz they had just completed.
So close they could touch them.
One of the students said to me,
"You kept the answers right there all along. That's so unfair!"
All I did was direct their attention to what had been there from the beginning.
Before I had even handed out the quiz.
Yes, I provided the thing for them to see.
But I did neither the not seeing nor the seeing for them.
They had to do both for themselves.
Only in doing the one was the other so effective.
And so they felt humbled and somewhat silly, because the answers were there all the time.
They just did not see them.
Until they saw them.
That is a "Duh" moment.
Of all Learning Moments, the most effective.
An Epiphany of Greater Luminosity.